TV shows of mine *in development*

Behind Closed Doors : Single documentary looking at whether the
light does really go off in the fdridge when you close the door
***** *** directs. 1 x 40 mins.

Bridge Of Lies Comedy feature-film to be directed by **** ****
about a small Welsh village who have to change immense tolls to hid
the fact that they haven't *really* built a suspension bridge.

School Dance New series following the lives of US teenagers
running up to their annual school dance and shooting.

Ease The Load New series of the teaching magazine show trying to
help copraphiles balance their work and home lives.6 x 15 mins.

Date Devil New comedy series being developed specifically for
the satanist market. We also plan a number of
feature-films.

Dishing It Up (W.T.)New cookery series presented by German
consensual cannibals ***** ****** and ****** ******
8 x 30 mins.

Northern SuperStar – A Love Story (W.T.)Rites- of-passage love
story set and shooting in Gateshead and Newcastle's glitz showbiz
districts

Undercover Motherf*cker New series in which a jive turkey police
officer, shows us how we can all make our homes and families
more secure.

Driving Me Crazy New series in which different criminal
psychologists investigate issues about motoring such as
speeding, parking fines, paranoia, and rage against the 4X4's. 3
x 60 mins.

Takeaway My Takeaway ****** ****** presents this series in which
teenagers are kidnapped and taken to the country of origin of
their favorite convenience food and taught to prepare it for their new
masters, naked. 10 x 30 mins.

The Animal Extractors New high definition wildlife series
focusing on gerbils recovered from the anal tracts of celebrities. 13 x 60
mins.

Malus In Sunderland ****** ****** is set to star as a giant alien head freed from a country church and let loose in a contemporary retelling of the Lewis Carroll story. *** **** will direct.

Musicrap New reality series in which young people who are passionate about their favorite genre of music knife people who disagree to the music of Carmen. one-off performance.

The Best Little White Horse In Texas Feature-film based on the fantasies of someone I know, allegedly.

The Mission (W.T.)New series in which some of the richest religious leaders relocate to a poor village in Uganda and then try to spend their money on making conditions better for its residents while literally applying the Old Testiment. 4 x 60 mins.

The Pharm (W.T.) ****** ******* presents this look at farming in a future where genetic modification allows us to grow anything we want, and actresses wank goats with four penises.3 x 60 mins.

The Real Extras New series following the work of real life extras on films, silent with subtitles. 8 x 60 mins.

Franklyn Feature-film drama to be directed by *** *** starring **** ****** as a newly minted figure with a chip on its shoulder.

Worried Stick - documentary looking at people afraid that they might lose their walking sticks.1 x 40 mins.

Yellowhouse Single drama based on the life of Vincent Van Gogh focusing on a Yellow House he once painted.

Turnstyle Lifestyle - New series aiming to help people turn their lives around.

Oldstyle Turnstyle - New series following people over fifty who have had to start their lives again from scratch.

Shooting The Fish - and - Shush: Into the Barrel. Two new stand alone
dramas from the writer and director of S*****ing The P*st. All
details still very hush hush.2 x 90 mins.


Watch for these on your screens soon.

TREVOR